You're hardly as 'evil' as you think yourself to be, Yashiro. I'm not saying that because I think you're sinless. No one is. But I have seen worse. I used to live with way worse people. And you're human, no less. You should leave flaws and sins to us devils.
[ disclaimer: not a literal devil. sort of. just poetic. ]
[ fuckinggggggggggg yashiro. he knows he's doing that to make wujiu regret everything nice he said. HE KNOWS IT. just don't fall for his stupid words. it's fine. ]
I don't know. We don't tend to talk to many people during Sanguis. Nor would anyone dare to touch us. You are included in that. Sanguis isn't an easy time, it's not something you should try to mess with.
Stop talking! I don't want to find out! Bi'an is usually the one out for Sanguis, either way. It has nothing to do with me. And don't you dare suggest that to him.
[ we all know bi'an would be the one doing the licking. good luck trying to make that one submit during sanguis of all times. ]
How the hell would I know? We're not interested in that nearly as much as you are. We focus more on keeping our blood-lust repressed. That's why I don't tend to come out often. We'd be caught killing people faster than doing that kind of thing with anyone.
[ ok, well? they do change clothes, at the very least. between casual and something a little fancier, but? no leaks. it'd be inconvenient. ]
We're not human. The clothes we wear barely have meaning. We change out of option, but that isn't entirely necessary. Though even then, it's mostly external.
[ no underwear changing sounds gross, but, they're like, ethereal...? no need for that. now THAT's convenient. ]
[ despite the Actual Reminder, that actually makes wujiu snort. ew. yashiro doesn't need to know that. ]
Just because we don't have to, it doesn't mean we don't know how to get dressed in our clothes. They're all clothes we used to wear in the past, after all. I'm sure Bi'an would enjoy trying new clothes, though. The idea of dressing and undressing has become foreign to us, but it doesn't mean we hate it.
[ it actually takes him a long time to reply this one back; 30 minutes, give or take, with several Wu Chang is typing... appearing and disappearing.
does... he want a picture? when was the last time he actually, actively saw bi'an? should he even engage in something like this?? aren't they supposed to repent and atone? ]
Do whatever you like.
[ hopefully... hopefully yashiro can translate that into his real feelings. he very much wants to see that. ]
Its not about whether he'd like it its about whether you'd like it lace next to scales, that's a thought what color are your scales ill pick out something to match ;)
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Of course you don't.
So you don't like to be called out for your qualities? I'm not surprised.
Just means I have to do it more often.
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I'm not saying that because I think you're sinless. No one is.
But I have seen worse. I used to live with way worse people.
And you're human, no less. You should leave flaws and sins to us devils.
[ disclaimer: not a literal devil. sort of. just poetic. ]
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What animal are you during sanguis?
I bet you'd make a cute sheep
or like
a gazelle??
are those the ones lions eat in the documentaries
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You can't avoid this subject forever.
And I'm none of those!
[ can you even be either???? isn't sanguis supposed to be about AGGRESSIVENESS? he's THE lion, yashiro. ]
From what we have seen, we're closer to snakes.
time for fun nsfw animal fact hour w/yashiro
why does HE KNOW THESE
It's neither if I can help it.
So far we've gotten scales, mostly.
A forked tongue as well, ironic as it is.
he's got a lot of free time these days!!
I could take them both, if you did
Just saying 🍆🍆
Do the scales feel good when someone touches them?
I bet that tongue is fun
Ah, I can't wait to see it
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[ fuckinggggggggggg yashiro. he knows he's doing that to make wujiu regret everything nice he said. HE KNOWS IT. just don't fall for his stupid words. it's fine. ]
I don't know. We don't tend to talk to many people during Sanguis. Nor would anyone dare to touch us.
You are included in that. Sanguis isn't an easy time, it's not something you should try to mess with.
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[ Unfortunately he has now moved on from trying to get him to regret everything he said to just flirting with him. ]
Don't you want to find out?
I'll make you feel so good.
Think of how good you'd feel, with my tongue on your scales
Oh wait do you get scales on your cock, too?
Is there anything different about it during sanguis don't hold out on me
[ Look I can't help that he likes pearled dicks and by extension, would love all the exotic things that happen to people here. ]
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Bi'an is usually the one out for Sanguis, either way. It has nothing to do with me.
And don't you dare suggest that to him.
[ we all know bi'an would be the one doing the licking. good luck trying to make that one submit during sanguis of all times. ]
How the hell would I know? We're not interested in that nearly as much as you are.
We focus more on keeping our blood-lust repressed. That's why I don't tend to come out often.
We'd be caught killing people faster than doing that kind of thing with anyone.
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What do you mean how would you know?? You look at it, don't you? Getting dressed? Taking a leak? Do umbrella-people not have to do those things??
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[ ok, well? they do change clothes, at the very least. between casual and something a little fancier, but? no leaks. it'd be inconvenient. ]
We're not human. The clothes we wear barely have meaning.
We change out of option, but that isn't entirely necessary.
Though even then, it's mostly external.
[ no underwear changing sounds gross, but, they're like, ethereal...? no need for that. now THAT's convenient. ]
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thats not fair
I got lectured about undressing by someone who doesn't even have to dress himself in the morning?
Tell Bi'an I said fuck you
[ I mean he knows it doesn't work like that, but also, ]
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Just because we don't have to, it doesn't mean we don't know how to get dressed in our clothes.
They're all clothes we used to wear in the past, after all.
I'm sure Bi'an would enjoy trying new clothes, though. The idea of dressing and undressing has become foreign to us, but it doesn't mean we hate it.
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i can dress him up and send you a pic
you broke him thanks
does... he want a picture? when was the last time he actually, actively saw bi'an? should he even engage in something like this?? aren't they supposed to repent and atone? ]
Do whatever you like.
[ hopefully... hopefully yashiro can translate that into his real feelings. he very much wants to see that. ]
im gonna make it worse
[ stop.... ]
god DAMMIT
Of course that's the first thing you think of.
I don't know how he'd like that. It's too different from the kind of outfits we're used to wearing.
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Its not about whether he'd like it
its about whether you'd like it
lace next to scales, that's a thought
what color are your scales
ill pick out something to match ;)
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I wouldn't want him to be uncomfortable.
[ ok, but.....? ]
They're gold.
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Maybe some heels
[ dont encourage this ]
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black, though. haha. hahah... black for bi'an because wujiu is the black guard. anyways. he hates this conversation, actually. nvm. ]
Heels? He's already tall enough to wear heels.
Black would look nice, though.
I think.
[ he's 100% sure it would. help. ]
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Heels change the wearer's posture. It's not just about the height
I bet he'd look good in them, you're both so slender and pretty
what else do you want to see
you can tell me
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im so sorry
he HATES this thank you. i love it
hes gonna buy the dream of the fisherman's wife and mail to him
he'd personally show up at yashiro's and beat him up
so thats a yes he'll do it then
for the promise of getting beaten of course he will
yes thats how you get him to do things
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