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[heibai]

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[shinseikai]

Why is everyone i know so bad at sexting

[heibai]

I'm not trying to 'sext' you.
Nor do I want to.

[ he doesn't actually know what sexting means, but sh. ]

[shinseikai]

what is with the air quotes old man
do you even know what it is
okay i know youre going to say yes but mean no

its just texting sex
it doesnt have to be realistic
i tell you what id do
then you tell me what you do
its very straightforward ok

so i say
i push you do into bed and crawl on top of you, undressing you before you have time to be embarrassed about it
and then i put my mouth on your dick to get you hard

now you tell me what you would do

[heibai]

[ HUH,

WHY. ]

I
I will not... do that.
That's not even something that would happen, anyways.

[ what part of 'it doesn't have to be realistic' did he not get. ]

I'm not surprised you'd even rely on something that isn't even physical.
You're so goddamn needy.

[shinseikai]

boring

[heibai]

You'd have an easier time doing this kind of thing with Bi'an.
I doubt I would be any fun to
'sext'
with.

[ the quotation marks say ON. ]

[shinseikai]

No you're definitely more fun because now that I know what you look like flustered it's so good

[heibai]

There's nothing good about it.
Even if,

Even if I got flustered trying to 'sext' you, it's not like you'd be able to see it.
I don't get why this pleases you so much.

im gomen

[shinseikai]

I'd be able to imagine it, just like all the rest of it.

And then I'd go jerk off to the idea.

[heibai]

[ ???????????? the idea of yashiro jerking off to/because of him is absolutely wild but ok. even if he himself might, have, considered, doing it but ok. ]

... All I have to do is say what I'd do, right?

[ you're SO fucking lucky he likes you, yashiro. ]

[shinseikai]

[ big eyes.emoji ]

Yeah!! Exactly!

[heibai]

Okay.

[ that's it for like, the next seven minutes. ]

You won't shut up if I don't play along, so.
Go on.

[ what a shitty excuse, bro. ]

[shinseikai]

[ hahaha, tsun harder man ]

Okay, so I push you onto the bed so I can suck your dick to get you hard first
i want you to be really needy when I decide to finally fuck you, you know?

[heibai]

[ he immediately regrets this again. give him some time... ]

Do you tend to use sexting as a means to reverse your role in bed?

[ listen it's hard imagining yashiro anywhere other than on the receiving end....... ]

[shinseikai]

I’m trying to make it good for you
That’s what you like, right?

Besides what’s the point of a barbed dick if you never use it

[ and they will just not talk about his sadistic side bc it would be too reminiscent of bi’an...]

[heibai]

[ THAT'S........................................ true but he only bottoms for one man.. wtf... ]

Fine.

[ give him another five minutes. what WOULD he do if he got caught in that situation... hmmm.... ]

Then I... run my fingers through your hair and try not to fuck your mouth even though I know you'd like it?
I want to see how well you can do it.

[shinseikai]

it would be good to watch you hold yourself back
im really good at it
i could take your whole cock and i would just to rile you up a bit
you'd get hard so fast i bet

[heibai]

Anyone would get hard by having their dick sucked, it's not impressive.
Though I guess not everyone can deep-throat.

[shinseikai]

Exactly!
And just when I could tell you were starting to get needy, I'd stop
You're supposed to be taking my dick, after all
so I'd work on fingering you open instead
leaving your cock wanting

deleted this off my inbox by accident like a champ

[heibai]

That's

[ he... absolutely hates that he's starting to imagine it, and hates that he's enjoying it. god. ]

... Since when did you become such a tease?
Don't tell me you learned this from Bi'an.

[shinseikai]

please!
I don’t need Bi’an to teach me anything about sex.
Just who do you think you’re talking to?

Anyway don’t bring him into this. It’s just us. Focus. I’m fingering you open, and if you bring him up I might just decide to stretch you more than I need to.

[heibai]

That's not what I mean, idiot.

[ he means knowing how well teasing works against him, but if anything- he does hope yashiro doesn't know anything about it at all. ]

If that's a threat, it's a really bad one.
I'll still mention him... because I don't mind if you just finger me more...

[shinseikai]

yeah? it can be so intimate, can’t it? just exploring your partner’s body like that.

maybe, since you were such a good boy for admitting it, I’d even go slow for you. I’d touch you just right from the inside, and take my time about stretching you.

would you like that? what if I made you come just from doing that? tell me the truth and I’ll give you another reward.

[ Wujiu finally gets to learn about Yashiro’s soft sadist topping side. I’m glad for him. ]

[heibai]

[ """""""""soft""""""" sadist. ]

I
I would... like that.
Being filled by you excites me, so I'm sure... you'd have no problem... making me cum...

[ he doesn't like where this is going because it's actually making him hard. fucking rip. ]

[shinseikai]

[ soft....yes.....

Because see the thing about sexting is, it’s all fantasy. You can do things you’d never do, like have sex in itchy hay, or have a barbed cat dick, or top your friend who is platonically in love with you or: ]

You’d look so beautiful like that. I would kiss you all over - your forehead, your cheeks, your lips. I want to taste your pleasure when you come for me.