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[heibai]

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[heibai]

That doesn't even work through messages, dumbass.
Imagining you purring is just weird.

[ that's a fat ass lie and we all know that. ]

ok now its nsfw so i can really murder wujiu

[shinseikai]

But you are imagining me on your lap

Hey!
Did you know cats have barbed dicks?
I bet it'd feel so good, flaring up inside like that, connecting two people together
Would you let me fuck you with a barbed cat dick, Wujiu?

press F to pay respects

[heibai]

[ ?????!?!?!???!?!!??!?!!?!!!!!???????????

there's literally no response from him for like, a good ten minutes. no he's not jerking off. yet. ]

You
are
so
infuriating
Of course I wouldn't. I wouldn't let you get close to me at all!

[shinseikai]

[ hmmmm "yet" ]

Please, it'd be cordis and you'd be horny
a little domesticity first,
then curling up in your lap,
and you'd already be so turned on even without my pheromones
shit, by the time they hit you, you'd be begging me for that barbed dick

[heibai]

Stop talking!
Stop messaging me!
Did you message me just to make fun of me?
It's not like any of those will happen, anyways. You're not a Cordis.
You're the one doing all the begging.

[shinseikai]

Why is everyone i know so bad at sexting

[heibai]

I'm not trying to 'sext' you.
Nor do I want to.

[ he doesn't actually know what sexting means, but sh. ]

[shinseikai]

what is with the air quotes old man
do you even know what it is
okay i know youre going to say yes but mean no

its just texting sex
it doesnt have to be realistic
i tell you what id do
then you tell me what you do
its very straightforward ok

so i say
i push you do into bed and crawl on top of you, undressing you before you have time to be embarrassed about it
and then i put my mouth on your dick to get you hard

now you tell me what you would do

[heibai]

[ HUH,

WHY. ]

I
I will not... do that.
That's not even something that would happen, anyways.

[ what part of 'it doesn't have to be realistic' did he not get. ]

I'm not surprised you'd even rely on something that isn't even physical.
You're so goddamn needy.

[shinseikai]

boring

[heibai]

You'd have an easier time doing this kind of thing with Bi'an.
I doubt I would be any fun to
'sext'
with.

[ the quotation marks say ON. ]

[shinseikai]

No you're definitely more fun because now that I know what you look like flustered it's so good

[heibai]

There's nothing good about it.
Even if,

Even if I got flustered trying to 'sext' you, it's not like you'd be able to see it.
I don't get why this pleases you so much.

im gomen

[shinseikai]

I'd be able to imagine it, just like all the rest of it.

And then I'd go jerk off to the idea.

[heibai]

[ ???????????? the idea of yashiro jerking off to/because of him is absolutely wild but ok. even if he himself might, have, considered, doing it but ok. ]

... All I have to do is say what I'd do, right?

[ you're SO fucking lucky he likes you, yashiro. ]

[shinseikai]

[ big eyes.emoji ]

Yeah!! Exactly!

[heibai]

Okay.

[ that's it for like, the next seven minutes. ]

You won't shut up if I don't play along, so.
Go on.

[ what a shitty excuse, bro. ]

[shinseikai]

[ hahaha, tsun harder man ]

Okay, so I push you onto the bed so I can suck your dick to get you hard first
i want you to be really needy when I decide to finally fuck you, you know?

[heibai]

[ he immediately regrets this again. give him some time... ]

Do you tend to use sexting as a means to reverse your role in bed?

[ listen it's hard imagining yashiro anywhere other than on the receiving end....... ]

[shinseikai]

I’m trying to make it good for you
That’s what you like, right?

Besides what’s the point of a barbed dick if you never use it

[ and they will just not talk about his sadistic side bc it would be too reminiscent of bi’an...]

[heibai]

[ THAT'S........................................ true but he only bottoms for one man.. wtf... ]

Fine.

[ give him another five minutes. what WOULD he do if he got caught in that situation... hmmm.... ]

Then I... run my fingers through your hair and try not to fuck your mouth even though I know you'd like it?
I want to see how well you can do it.

[shinseikai]

it would be good to watch you hold yourself back
im really good at it
i could take your whole cock and i would just to rile you up a bit
you'd get hard so fast i bet

[heibai]

Anyone would get hard by having their dick sucked, it's not impressive.
Though I guess not everyone can deep-throat.

[shinseikai]

Exactly!
And just when I could tell you were starting to get needy, I'd stop
You're supposed to be taking my dick, after all
so I'd work on fingering you open instead
leaving your cock wanting

deleted this off my inbox by accident like a champ

[heibai]

That's

[ he... absolutely hates that he's starting to imagine it, and hates that he's enjoying it. god. ]

... Since when did you become such a tease?
Don't tell me you learned this from Bi'an.